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Friday, May 09, 2008

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Another Reality Recycling Story

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American TV is recycling another British reality show. Fox just picked up a reality show called Secret Millionaire. The English version ran for 2 seasons and won a prestigious award across the pond. In Secret Millionaire, a wealthy benefactor goes undercover in impoverished neighborhoods. For about 10 days, the multimillionaire meets financially destitute locals and experiences what [...]

American TV is recycling another British reality show.

Fox just picked up a reality show called Secret Millionaire.

The English version ran for 2 seasons and won a prestigious award across the pond.

In Secret Millionaire, a wealthy benefactor goes undercover in impoverished neighborhoods. For about 10 days, the multimillionaire meets financially destitute locals and experiences what it's like to live on a meager budget for the first time in their lives. At the show's conclusion, the millionaire reveals his true identity to the community and gives a minimum of $100,000 of his own money to at least one deserving person.

Doesn't sound too bad. It's just too bad that Hollywood couldn't come up with the idea itself!

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Sucks for Her!

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It must suck to be rejected in public. It must REALLY such to get rejected in public over and over and over again!!! Just ask Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner's "main" girlfriend. It's a well known fact that Holly's been begging for a wedding to Hef. The two met back in 2001 and have [...]

It must suck to be rejected in public. It must REALLY such to get rejected in public over and over and over again!!! Just ask Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner's "main" girlfriend.

It's a well known fact that Holly's been begging for a wedding to Hef.

The two met back in 2001 and have been dating since. But there's no marriage in the near or distant future for them.

Holly, 28, was at the Playmate of the Year luncheon last week and said, "We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago. It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

Awwww, it kind of breaks our little heart.

To that, Hef, at a healthy 82, said “I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life. But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

Maybe Hugh has a point???

Holly might want more than just a wedding ring, if you know what we mean!

Rumors are she's estimated to receive a cool $1 million when Hef passes away.

As for Hef, he has no desire to ever marry again or quit his job anytime soon.

He says, “I have no plans to retire. It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work, it would be the beginning of the end for me.”

We feel the same way, Heffie!

And what about the other girlfriends? Will they stick around?

As for Bridget Marquardt, she said “My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately."

Well we know Hef ain't going to marry her or give her babies! So does that mean she plans on leaving him soon, or he plans on replacing her soon?

And Kendra Wilkinson?

She's made it no secret that she plans on working on her own clothing label, Kdub, to make it big. And she's also said her future involves marriage and children.

So where does that leave Heff and his three girlfriends?

We're sure they're easily replaceable anyway.

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Headline of the Week Weak

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"SEAL TRIES SEX WITH PENGUIN First known example of sex attempt between mammal, other vertebrate" Let's get it on! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline. Seal tries sex with penguin First known example of sex attempt between mammal, other vertebrate A seal has been caught on camera trying to have sex with a penguin. This seems to be [...]

"SEAL TRIES SEX WITH PENGUIN
First known example of sex attempt between mammal, other vertebrate
"

Let's get it on! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Seal tries sex with penguin
First known example of sex attempt between mammal, other vertebrate

A seal has been caught on camera trying to have sex with a penguin.

This seems to be the first known example of a sexual escapade between a mammal and another kind of vertebrate such as a bird, reptile or fish, "although some mammals are known to have attempted sexual relief with inanimate — including dead things — objects," said researcher Nico de Bruyn, a mammal ecologist at the University of Pretoria in South Africa.

One summer morning, scientists observing elephant seals on a beach on Marion Island near the Antarctic spotted a young male Antarctic fur seal subduing a king penguin.

"At first we thought it was hunting the penguin, but then it became clear that his intentions were rather more amorous," de Bruyn recalled today via email.

The roughly 240-pound seal subdued the 30-pound adult penguin by lying on it. The hapless bird of unknown sex struggled, rapidly flapping its flippers and attempting to stand and flee, without luck.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin and thrusting its pelvis at the bird in vain attempts to insert its penis for 45 minutes. Natural, unsuccessful sexual escapades by this variety of seal with members of its own species may last as long as this penguin assault did, "but yes, it is quite a long time and thus unusual," de Bruyn told LiveScience.

The seal then abruptly gave up, moving to sea and completely ignoring the target of its affections. The penguin apparently did not suffer any injury. The scientists detailed their findings in the May issue of the Journal of Ethology.

Sexual harassment is common in the animal kingdom — "Homo sapiens are often testimony to that," de Bruyn said.

Many species perform some form of sexual harassment on members of their own species, "for a variety of reasons many of which are hotly debated," he added.

Many species of seal are polygynous, where one male mates with many females. The males often fight each other to control females.

"This system thus promotes extreme aggression in males towards each other, and if a male cannot control a beach, this aggression may spill over to sexual aggression directed at outlying females, pups or even in rare cases other seal species," de Bruyn said.

And this sexual aggression apparently might leap well beyond the species gap.

The Antarctic fur seals of Marion Island are the only ones known that eat king penguins. The thrill of the hunt felt by the seal the researchers saw may have channeled into its sex drive, as the mating season had just come to an end.

"It may have wanted to eat it and half-way through the chase changed its mind," de Bruyn speculated. "I personally believe the link between aggressive and sexual behavior is evolutionarily far closer linked than we currently believe. This has obvious implications for humans."

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Mimi Speaks!

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Mariah was on Ellen today, marking her first televised interview since her surprise wedding to Nick Carey. She talks about it all, honey. Click here to watch the best part of her appearance, where she talks about the wedding, the rings, her new tattoo, Nick and all that jazz.

Mariah was on Ellen today, marking her first televised interview since her surprise wedding to Nick Carey.

She talks about it all, honey.

Click here to watch the best part of her appearance, where she talks about the wedding, the rings, her new tattoo, Nick and all that jazz.

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Idol is Tanking

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All good things come to an end! According to a new report, last Tuesday night's American Idol only reeled in 21.25 million viewers — good but not Idol good. Apparently, the show has not been that 'low' since its second season in 2003. What's the deal?! It's just not been their season! Dancing with the Stars is creeping up [...]

All good things come to an end!

According to a new report, last Tuesday night's American Idol only reeled in 21.25 million viewers — good but not Idol good.

Apparently, the show has not been that 'low' since its second season in 2003.

What's the deal?!

It's just not been their season!

Dancing with the Stars is creeping up and could take away Idol's king of the TV jungle crown. Dancing has averaged 21.67 million viewers on Monday nights this season, and the distance between the two appears to be getting smaller.

Fire Paula and shake things up for next season!

This trend (below) needs to end.

Fox must not be pleased!

AMERICAN IDOL 2008 Ratings
(Tuesday night performance shows)

33.24 million (Jan. 15)
29.05 million (Jan. 22)
28.07 million (Jan. 29)
27.79 million (Feb. 05)
29.87 million (Feb. 12)
28.84 million (Feb. 19)
28.45 million (Feb. 26)
28.22 million (Mar. 04)
29.33 million (Mar. 11)
27.00 million (Mar. 18)
24.38 million (Mar. 25)
25.19 million (Apr. 01)
24.00 million (Apr. 08)
22.97 million (Apr. 15)
24.00 million (Apr. 22)
24.44 million (Apr. 29)
21.25 million (May 06)

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Welcome Home!

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Former Will & Grace star Megan Mullally is set to return to television! The Emmy Award winner will return to TV to join Alicia Silverstone in the new comedy Bad Mother's Handbook. The show will air on ABC this fall. Mullally has just sealed the deal to play Alicia's mother. The show will center on [...]

Former Will & Grace star Megan Mullally is set to return to television!

The Emmy Award winner will return to TV to join Alicia Silverstone in the new comedy Bad Mother's Handbook.

The show will air on ABC this fall.

Mullally has just sealed the deal to play Alicia's mother.

The show will center on Ailcia as a 32 year old mother, juggling to take care of both her 16 year old daughter and her 48 year old mother.

And yes, we did the math.

So according to the show, Mullally gave birth to Alicia at 16. Then Alicia gave birth to her daughter, played by Alia Shawkat of Arrested Development, at 16.

Gee, we wonder if the plot will have anything to do with Alia having a baby at 16 as well????

They should have just cast Jamie Lynn Spears for the role! She would be natural.

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Warning

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If you don't want lots of spoilers from the new Sex & The City film, then do not click here! [Photos via Getty Images.]

If you don't want lots of spoilers from the new Sex & The City film, then do not click here!

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Prison Wedding OFF

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It's like something out of a movie. A crappy movie! Remy Ma, whose real name is Remy Smith, is sitting tight in jail and facing up to 25 years for shooting her friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, last July in the stomach. Oddly enough, Remy Ma was set to get married yesterday in jail, to her fiance [...]

It's like something out of a movie. A crappy movie!

Remy Ma, whose real name is Remy Smith, is sitting tight in jail and facing up to 25 years for shooting her friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, last July in the stomach.

Oddly enough, Remy Ma was set to get married yesterday in jail, to her fiance Papoose (classy), whose real name is Shamele Mackie.

However, the wedding was quickly called off when a "visitor" was found with a handcuff key!

What, no time to bake a nail file into a cupcake?

A corrections officer said, "A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled. The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use."

So was Papoose trying to break out his bride to be?

The official adds, "The visitor was sanctioned by not being able to visit Rikers Island again for six months. He was asked to leave."

Neither Remy nor Papoose's reps are commenting on the incident.

Luckily Papoose was not charged after he voluntarily surrendered the key to the authorities.

He should have been arrested though!

Update: Sentencing is in and a judge has ordered Remy to do EIGHT years in jail. She had faced up to 25.

There goes her "career."

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Quote of the Day

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"I think her fearlessness is amazing but I don't have particularly any admiration for her work." - Alison Goldfrapp, on Madonna, told Reuters during a recent interview

"I think her fearlessness is amazing but I don't have particularly any admiration for her work."

- Alison Goldfrapp, on Madonna, told Reuters during a recent interview

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Eminem's Brother: Wannabe Rapper!

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Eminem's half-brother, Nathan Marshall, wants a career in the music business! Like his big bro, little Nathan is trying to be a career. Unfortunately, his music is mediocre at best. Going by the stage name "Nate Kane," Em's brother is a decent rapper but the production on his first song and the accompanying video are laughable. Click here [...]


Eminem's half-brother, Nathan Marshall, wants a career in the music business!

Like his big bro, little Nathan is trying to be a career. Unfortunately, his music is mediocre at best.

Going by the stage name "Nate Kane," Em's brother is a decent rapper but the production on his first song and the accompanying video are laughable.

Click here to check out his Slide On Over.

Keep slidin'!

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